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"Don’t shake a French Horn players hand. They be moist."
I don’t know the origin of this but I find it incredibly funny
I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE.
(Source: rib-caged, via umnodirection)